living in a fast paced world

Dear Hannah,

I don't really know how to tell you this, your nostrils are insulting. I think I realized it when I threw up in your sock drawer outside your office and I saw you sit on the elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're shamed enough to understand that your driving sucks. I'm returning your old New Kids on the Block blanket to you, but I'll keep your photo with the moustache drawn on it as a memory. You should also know that I love your sweet sweet ass and you should stop picking your nose.

Go milk a cow,
ch00t

~this is highly amusing(:

- left behind at 11:00